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misschocolateeyes
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February 14, 2013 9:28pm UTC
How to get a boyfriend:
1. choose a guy
2. "accidentally" find his Facebook profile
3. study his every move
4. acknowledge the fact that he is perfect
5. cry for a few days
6. Buy a cat.
cats solve everything.

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