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Elderly Quotes

writtenrain*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 3:36pm UTC
So the other day my friend and I
were at the library and sitting by the magazine section. This elderly man walked over
to grab a magazine and when he saw us he just said "I have fallen and I cannot get up"
and then he legitimately just walked away and I don't think I have ever laughed so hard.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 11:37pm UTC
Doesn't it make you smile when you see elderly people really happy? Because I do.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC
So there's this guy in my town who wears like short shorts and crop tops and he's old and he has like a major foot fetish. Like if a woman wears sandals and he sees them he will actaully attack their feet and oh my god what I need to move.

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