*Early in the a.m. with my bff*
Me: *laughing in hysterics*
Friend: Why are you laughing?
Me: I don't know what time it is! xD
Friend: What does that have to do with the price of eggs in Hong Kong?
Me: What?!
Friend: Exactly. Way off topic.
Me: I'm so confused!! Hahahah!
Friend: *looks at me with the 'are you serious?' face* Go to bed! *starts laughing*