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Deadlamp Quotes

  1. codababy37 codababy37
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 7:14am UTC
    Me: Today is my one year anniversary!!!
    Me: ...on Witty....
    Me: ....
    Me: ....
    Me: ....
    Me: Eh, it's still something to celebrate.
    Me: ...
    Me: But how???
    Me: *prays to the WItty Gods for the answer*
    Me: I can feel it...
    Me: I can feel the need...
    Me: TO DANCE!!!
    Me: *dances and breaks a lamp*
    Me: ...
    Lamp: ...
    Me: ...
    Lamp: ....
    Me: Good thing this only happens once...
    Me: *to the lamp* And good thing you can only die once.

:)

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