Has your friend been sneezing louder lately?
Keep a close on on them, your friend may be suffering from a rare disorder called DADNESS
If you notice that your friend has been
-wearing polo shirts
-enjoying horrific puns
-and been generally embarrassing
SEEK HELP NOW!!
In rare cases, your friend may even reply to statements like, 'I'm cold', or 'I'm hungry'
with uproarious laughter and the words 'hi cold, i'm...'
IF YOUR FRIEND HAS REACHED THIS STAGE, IT MAY BE TOO LATE.
PLEASE STOP THIS HORRIBLE DISORDER FROM SPREADING.