*I recently started working full time in a drug store and I have never met so many idiots in one place.*
Customer: Are these all the party decorations you have?
Me: Nope! Allow me to bring you to the secret party decoration section in the employee lounge.
Customer: Well if you can't give me these fifty percent off, I'll just start shopping elsewhere.
Me: Sorry, we don't negotiiate with terrorists.
Customer: You're rude! I'm going to talk to your manager!
Me: Good luck, she's more rude than I am.
Customer: But the sign says-
Me: You'll have to go ask the sign then.
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