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1. vanilla_shortcake
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 3:13pm UTC
   The most effective way to torture young people is to make them watch old people use a computer.
   
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2. vanilla_shortcake
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   The worst feeling in the world is knowing that you did the best you could
   and it still wasn't good enough.
   - format by Breeze
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points
3. vanilla_shortcake
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 3:02pm UTC
   stop editing your,
   Picture's, what is you go missing?
   How could we find you if you look like
   Beyonce on facebook,
   and waka flocka in person.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points
4. vanilla_shortcake
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 2:54pm UTC
   Old people are either super nice
   or the meanest people on earth
   there is no inbetween.
   
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5. vanilla_shortcake
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC
   Format chickittylover
   Facebook would be . .
   way cooler if it was on t.v, "in other news joes
   girlfriend is a cold heartless b/tch.
   details at eleven . . . .
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 61 points
6. vanilla_shortcake
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC
   At McDonalds last night this dude,
   gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
   so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
   "You McF/cked up.
   format credit to: Jade672
   
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7. AWittyGirl
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2013 11:22am UTC
   Someone: *Says something about MCR*
   MCRmy: TOO SOON
   
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8. *wookie bear**
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2013 11:22pm UTC
   Okay so my day today was crazy:
   I was walking to dinner with my friends from dance on break,
   and then we see an ambalance-police car-and a firetruck (idk, they have
   to come...) and there was this guy laying down on a rock, and there was
   like 200 cops around him (15...?) and then he started barfing and he
   had a weird butterfly tattoo that looked...really...really fresh.
   yeah and then they rushed him away,
   was he drunk?
   like scary drunk? idk..
   
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9. kimsgrande
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2013 6:30pm UTC
   i love every second that we spend talking
   but honestly you don't even care.
   
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10. AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
    
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