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JustNodandSmile
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:39pm UTC
Life is like a box of chocolates...
it tastes like cardboard.

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Hale_Storm18
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March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC
Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.

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