friend:on a scale one to ten how much do you like Harry Potter?
me:nine and three quarters
friend:?????
friend:on a scale one to ten how much d you like Divergent
me:four
friend:?????
friend:on a scale one to ten how much do you like Percy Jackson
me:seven
friend:????I dont understand any of this????
me:it's ok young one
friend:which is your favorite
me:YOU CANT ASK ME TO CHOSE BEETWEEN MY BABIES