me:*steels a guys blazer*
me:*gets chased around*
me:*gives it to some random*
me:*goes back looking smug*
him:come on now give it back thats $360
me:i gave it to *beeeeep(soz you can't know the name)*
him:*goes and finds it*
me:*steels his lunch and gives it to friend*
him:*comes back with blazer*
me:wheres you sandwich
him:*facepalms*
me:*points to friend*
him: *goes off at me for steeling his stuff even though it was a joke an dhe knew it*
me:*rolls my eyes when really i am scared inside*
me:* walks to class without another word*
just for the record i will get in so much trouble for writing this