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Binoculars Quotes

  1. SammyStylesSimpson SammyStylesSimpson
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 9:25am UTC
    Dude , he just called you a stalker!
    Oh, hell no!
    ... Hold my binoculars...

  2. SubsidingOne SubsidingOne
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    *Working On Science Project During Class*
    Friend #1: Are you able to get binoculars and a magnifying glass, and ill get the telescope
    Me: sorry i cant
    Me: *asking friend #2* Hey do you have an magnifying glass?
    Friend #2: I used to till my parents took it away from me
    Me: Why did they take it away from you?
    Friend #2: i used to burn ants witth them
    Me; o.o.... well do you have any binoculars
    Friend #2: Well i used to but my parents also took that away from me
    Me; Why did you burn ants with those to?
    Friend #2: No i used to spy on my parents till one night i saw them hav.....
    Me: I DONT WANNA KNOW
    lollolol

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