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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 1:01am UTC
    A must-read heart touching story
    A Spanish Naval captain
    was walking leisurely on
    his battleship when a
    subordinate rushes over
    to him and says, "Sir, an
    enemy battleship is fast
    approaching us. We
    should be ready".
    The captain replies coolly
    "Go. Get my Red shirt."
    The subordinate rushes
    over and gets the Shirt
    for his captain. The
    captain wears the red
    shirt.
    After some time, the
    enemy battleship comes
    in range.
    Consequently heavy
    rounds of fire are
    exchanged between the
    two
    battleships.
    After much effort, the
    Spanish win.
    The subordinate
    approaches his
    boss,"Congratulations for
    the victory sir, but why
    did you require the red
    shirt in the first place?"
    The captain
    replies,"Because, during
    the war if I got injured
    then my blood should
    not have been seen as I
    did not want my men to
    lose hope and to fight
    with
    the same ferocity."
    Just then another
    subordinate rushes over.
    "Sir, we just spotted
    another 20 enemy
    battleships heading in
    our direction."
    The captain replies coolly
    "Go. Get my yellow
    trousers."
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