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  1. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    And it's time for... story time with Haylee! A place where I tell you a story that no one cares about, at all, with terrible grammar and terrible spelling because I just don't care!
    Alright! And here we goooooo
    So today I had a soccer game. My team played a fellow rec team (represent us losers who refuse to play for our schools) and they didn't have enough players so we had to combine teams. Well it was like me about 5 people from my team and 3 from the other team. Well halfway through the game some fücktard decided to fake injury (how do I know it was fake? She collapsed on the ground holding her leg when no one was around her, then ran off the feild without help) so I, who was out at the time, had to go in for her, so I did.
    I got tackled.
    By three guys.
    I'm like 130 lbs at most.
    They're bigger than me.
    I got hurt.
    I have a bruise the size of a fúcking tennis ball on my inner left knee.
    It hurts.

  2. GlassHorizon GlassHorizon
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:50am UTC
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    i have a confession..
    i literally cannot type on my phone. here are some examples, from actual texts i have sent:
    1. mam anx jess are wakjibc th edogs
    2. thyre poopy for leavinf you
    3.i was going to say biyjes but i don't thibk my typing sjilld extenfs to that
    4. thwees fu.ckig doof doof musoc goig outside
    5. thsts disgustingbe why woukd she fo yhst?
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