Witty Profiles

Badlife Quotes

westoodtogether
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 10:18pm UTC
If you ever think that you've had a bad life,
just remember that for all of my childhood, I used to call my sister a Douche Bag
because I didn't know what it meant.

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ineedcute
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 6:27am UTC
Breathe.
It's just a bad day,not a bad life.

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helloimasmileface
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April 12, 2013 7:55pm UTC
Person: Tell me about yourself!
Me (thinking): I'm lazy, concieted, addicted to music and food, have no friends, hate school, hate life, and I hate this conversationg right now because i hate socialising
What I actually say: Oh you know.. I just like watching tv and shopping and hanging with friends and stuff!

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