Best Arrested Quotes Ever

NeverFadingBeauty*
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November 19, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Did you guys hear? The energizer bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

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MacTheGreat
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March 20, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I hate when I call shotgun but the cops throw me in the back anyways.

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itsemily
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May 12, 2013 1:39pm UTC

When I was 5 I watched my neighbor
get arrested from my bedroom window.
He is in jail for 12 years (until I'm 17)
He went to jail for r/peing 13 year old girls.
Everytime I hear the name Frank I cringe because I remember him.
3 more years left :/

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beebessey
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September 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I live in a town where you can pretty much get arrested just for being part of my family.

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LostUntilTheEnd
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February 6, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I'm surprised I haven't been arrested for killing anyone yet..

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XmusicfreakX
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March 24, 2013 9:56pm UTC

The pictures of the people on those
Ever been arrested?
advertisments are really starting to creep me out... Anyone else?

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writtenrain*
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April 21, 2013 5:29pm UTC

TRYING TO ACT NORMAL AROUND COPS
DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU DID NOTHING WRONG.

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Pandepp
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April 1, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Austin Carlile got arrested?
whuut.

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