J: So he's not coming back?
C: No he's going to online school.
J: I don't believe you
Me: No, really he's gone.
J: You're wrong!
Me: I swear on my grandfather's grave, he is going to online school.
A: Holly, shut up. You would probably kill your grandpa just to prove a point.
Me: MY GRANDPA IS DEAD, A$$HOLE.
A: *laughs* Wow, nailed that one!