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*crybaby*
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May 31, 2014 10:57pm UTC

ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the
need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

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*crybaby*
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May 28, 2014 3:46am UTC

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you want
to hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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*crybaby*
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May 28, 2014 2:30am UTC

preparing your ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter

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*crybaby*
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May 23, 2014 2:32am UTC

"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer
with slow internet to see who they really are" -Will Ferrell

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*crybaby*
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May 21, 2014 8:51pm UTC

why do people say "don't be a pùssy" when talking about weakness
more like "don't be a man's ego" because you know there isn't nothing more fragile than that

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*crybaby*
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May 21, 2014 8:49pm UTC

I'm tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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*crybaby*
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May 20, 2014 2:30am UTC

parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also
want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c'mon mum u cant have it all

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*crybaby*
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May 19, 2014 3:02am UTC

isn't it creepy that from the day you were born you start to die

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*crybaby*
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May 14, 2014 3:51am UTC

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 6:30am UTC

my personality is 30% the last movie i watched

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
May 12, 2014 4:14am UTC

Need an ark like asap? don't worry, i Noah guy

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*crybaby*
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May 8, 2014 3:58am UTC

me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared: omg

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*crybaby*
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May 4, 2014 6:44am UTC

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have
anymore food and i'm just never ready for that kind of commitment

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*crybaby*
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May 2, 2014 4:40am UTC

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Forever His*
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February 19, 2014 11:28am UTC

My Room Is Not Messy, It's An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit c:

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 2:19pm UTC

I wish I was Laz-
Aha, to lazy to finish that sentence off, urm.

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josie*
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December 23, 2013 9:29am UTC

Some day when scientists discover the centre of the universe alot of people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.

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nothing Important*
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November 10, 2013 10:40pm UTC

Sleep? What is this Sleep you speak of?

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 3:57am UTC

And the person always walks in when their kissing.
SO PREDICTABLE

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 3:53am UTC

How i would fries in public: Takes 1 at a time , eats them slowly.
How i eat my fries at home: *Shoves 15 in my mouth at once* NOMNOMNOMNOM

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