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1. carlywbu
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 4:05pm UTC
   I got fired from my job as a bingo caller.
   apparently "a meal for two with a hairy view" is no way to call "69".
   
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2. ScarGirl
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2013 5:26pm UTC
   talking to some random guy who is wearing the same NCIS shirt as me and planning a perfect evidence-less murder
   
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