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Today,
Today I had LASIK surgery,
which left deep
red bruises on my eyes.
Later, a little boy in Wal-Mart
asked what was wrong with me.
I told him I was a
vampire. He screamed. I quietly snickered.
MLiA(:


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Today, Today I had LASIK surgery, which left deep red bruises

74 faves · 2 comments · Jul 27, 2009 8:48pm

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theonlyoneilove · 1 decade ago
hahahaha this is rly funny!! :]
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Broadway · 1 decade ago
what is LASIK surgery?
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