A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy
class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class
section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the
woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of
ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to
move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the
pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first
class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes
back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once
again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they
should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman
arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde?
I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes
back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says,
"Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy
class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he
said to get her to move back to economy without causing any
fuss.
"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."