~If barbie is so popular then y do I have to buy her friends? ~

>Judge your bf on how he treats your best friend !

>To make a shot you have to take a shot !

> Never underestimate the power of blondes in a large group !

> God make coke , god made pepsi , god made football players so god damn sexy !

> God made elk , god make deer , god made N'SYNC a bunch of queers !

> Love me or hate me either way...IM ON YOUR MIND !

> You dont know what you have until you lose it, but once you lose it, you can never get it back again !

> IF life gives you lemons make lemonade !

> If life throws you lemons, throw em back and tell them to make their own god damn lemonade !

> I boyfriend stabs you in the heart, A stranger stabs you in the front, A friend stabs you in the back, But best freinds dont carry knives !

> Live today like you wont live tomorrow !

> CAn I have a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want ?

> Always wear cute pj's to bed, bc you never know who will be in your dreams !

> If all I could see you were in my dreams then I would sleep forever !

> Every man can make their promises, But HEROS keep them !

> I look for a man with a V.C.R--Very Cute Rear--

> Its not attitude its just the way I am !

> My door is always open..So feel free to leave !

> Guys dont say EX they say NEXT !

> Guys are like gum if one gets old just pop another one in !

**funny stuff from my profile