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Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, where did you come from?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: From your freakin' suitcase! Hahahahahahahahaha! I told another joke!
Jeff Dunham: So if you've been in my suitcase all this time, how have you been getting past security?
 Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Oh, that's easy. They just open the case and I go, "Hel-looooooooo. I am Lindsay Lohan!"
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Jeff Dunham: So, Achmed, where did you come from? Achmed the

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LessthanPerfect · 1 decade ago
i searched the word "looooo" cause i was bored and this is what came up hahahaha:D
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believerinfairytales · 1 decade ago
i freaking love that movie. freaking hilarious! :-)
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laurenxoxo96 · 1 decade ago
omg Jeff Dunham is my favorite comedian.

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