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Bob walks into a bar at 9:58 he then sits down next to a blond. Then he looks at the TV and the 10 pm news is on. The reporter is covering a story of a man on the edge of a building ready to jump off. The blond looked at bob and said "Do u think hell jump?" Bob said "You know I bet he'll jump." the blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't". Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You’re on!" Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy did the swan dive off the building falling to his death.  The blond was upset, but willingly handed bob the $20 saying fairs fair. Here's your money." bob replied "I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news and so I knew he would jump."  The blond replied, "I did too, but didn’t think he would do it again." Bob took the money... 



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Bob walks into a bar at 9:58 he then sits down next to a blond.

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