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puplover5565

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Member Since: 8 Aug 2009 09:21am

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puplover5565
posted a quote
August 8, 2009 10:27am UTC
sry that was my lat peice of gum......................................
biggest lie in america

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puplover5565
posted a quote
August 8, 2009 10:23am UTC
blonde jokes
she was so blonde...
she got stabbed in a shoot out
she put lipstick on her forehead cuz she wanted to make up her mind
she told me to meet her in the corner of "walk" and dont walk
she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
she tried to drown a fish
she thought a quarterback was a refund
she got locked in a grochery store and starved to death
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she would sleep
if she spoke her mind she would be speechless
she studied for a blood test and failed
she sold her car for gas money

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puplover5565
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August 8, 2009 10:08am UTC
girls are like phones
we loved to be held and talked to
but if u press the wrong number...
you will be disconnected

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puplover5565
posted a quote
August 8, 2009 10:00am UTC
yes I run like a girl
...
try and keep up

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