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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on.
My daughter sand along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E."
She then turned to me and said "Mom, I wanna be a hooker."
                                                                      -FML(:

 
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