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Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and
 there was this real hot guy next to me.
He said "hey beautiful" so I smiled.
He then asked if I was free on friday night.
I smiled and said "yes why do you ask?"
He looked up from the bananas and
 pointed to the bluetooth in his ear.

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FML =) Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and

171 faves · 19 comments · Jun 22, 2009 5:23pm

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xXFirefliesXx · 1 decade ago
LoL The same thing happened to me once. :D
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randomlove · 1 decade ago
Lol thats funny.
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ljb18 · 1 decade ago
fml=f* my life
its a website where ppl share their funny experiences.
:)
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XxGohdeexX · 1 decade ago
wat does fml mean?.

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Spiff · 1 decade ago
lmaoo (:
i saw this the other day, hilarious ahah.
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_sMiLexLaUgH_22xoxx · 1 decade ago
hahahahhahahha :D this is why i hate bluetooths ! ; you never know if the person is talking to youu(:
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Sarah1487 · 1 decade ago
OMG make a series!! It would be suchhh a good series!!

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shanaynay101 · 1 decade ago
it was on fmylife.com i doubt this was the actual person tho. i saw it on fmylife.com b4 i saw it here. it mite have been them but they might just be re-posting it. idk..
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Lady_Warriors34 · 1 decade ago
Hahahah this made me laugh so much! (:
Did this actually happen to you ?!?!? :D
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xbittersweet · 1 decade ago
ROFL. this made me laugh (:
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brittanyx30 · 1 decade ago
fml is f my life
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TrishaAllTheWay13 · 1 decade ago
lol. That must have sucked! So sorry!
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Larayray225 · 1 decade ago
hahah omg tht is soo embarassing!!
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softball_luver2 · 1 decade ago
hahaha thats hilariouss. its f*** my life lol
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xJUiCY_FRUiTx04 · 1 decade ago
what is fml?? hahaha
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x3smiliebabex3 · 1 decade ago
OMG THAT WOULD BE SO EMBARASSINGG!!
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akzartman · 1 decade ago
ahah, did this happen to you? or was it on fml.com?
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xm4rl3n4x · 1 decade ago
hahahaha lmaooooo
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xox_peace_xo34 · 1 decade ago
ughh...sorry it would look better if it was centereddd
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