What Religion is Your Bra?


>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly

walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to

buy a bra for my wife.

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras

in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. " Actually,

even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras

to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and

the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between

them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

**they forgot the german bra: holtz-em-from-floppin!