*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the
teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The
little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
hell?"
The
little
girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
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