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1. ThunderRawr
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2009 5:24pm UTC
   Why do girls stay up waiting for 11:11?
   There is an A.M., too, ya know.
   
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2. ThunderRawr
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2009 7:31pm UTC
   What �� Do �� Play �� Stations �� And �� Micheal �� Jackson �� Have �� In �� common �� ?
   They both get turned on by little boys.
   lazy with colorss!
   not mine,
   website.
   
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3. ThunderRawr
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   June 16, 2009 12:27pm UTC
   I'd be lying if I told you__***
   that losing you was something I could handle.
   
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4. ThunderRawr
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2009 11:12am UTC
   What if Micheal Jackson starred in Twilight?
   Bella Swan: Your hands are pale white and ice cold.
   MJ: The little boys like em that way.
   Bella Swan: I know what you are.
   MJ: Say it. Out loud.
   Bella: A Tranni.
   MJ: Are you afraid?
   Bella: What are you gunna do molest me?
   MJ: No, but do you have a little brother?
   inspiration from the Jonas Twilight quote.
   
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5. ThunderRawr
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   June 15, 2009 12:25pm UTC
   and for that moment, I swear,
   we were infinite.
   
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6. ThunderRawr
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   June 14, 2009 9:41am UTC
   *A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
   The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
   The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
   Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
   The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
   The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
   The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
   (iconator<3)
   
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7. ThunderRawr
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   June 14, 2009 9:31am UTC
   Open Your Eyes Boy;
   &+ she is in [love] with you
   (iconator<3)
   
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8. ThunderRawr
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   June 11, 2009 3:05pm UTC
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9. ThunderRawr
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   June 10, 2009 5:22pm UTC
   I want the player to say:;
   there was never a game
   until I met her. She start
   ed this game. Now I me
   mber how foolish I was!
   Talking and playin my s
   o called game. Leaving
   all these girls with no a
   nswers. They never kne
   how great they were. Bu
   t then I met her. She play
   ed this awful game of ha
   rd to get. I quit my 'game'
   that she proved wasn't a
   game but was a stupid w
   ay of hurting people's feel
   ings. At her wedding she
   will know my thoughts. S
   he always has. 'She was
   always supposed to be w
   ith me. Always and foreve
   r more." That is what I wil
   l say on her wedding day.
   I l o v e h e r !
   
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10. ThunderRawr
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    June 10, 2009 5:07pm UTC
    Boys. When girls say they hate you:;
    it's a good thing. we are testing your love of us we
    want to know exactly what you feel. how well you kno
    us. we just hate how much we don't know about you we
    have mood swings and everything is so much more hard
    for us. So, boys, just play along and show us you do
    c a r e
    
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11. ThunderRawr
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    June 8, 2009 5:51pm UTC
    How Good Is Your Mind At Remembering and Keeping It Simple?
    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all of the questions wrong. But many pre-school children got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
    Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
    Correct Answer
    Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
    Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
    Wrong Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
    Correct Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
    Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
    Correct Answer:
    The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator.
    This tests your memory.
    OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
    Q4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
    Correct Answer:
    You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    - a website
    
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12. ThunderRawr
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    June 7, 2009 10:46am UTC
    z
    there are cooler ways to die. like being hit in the face with a crayon or saving someone from dying under a subway then being killed but they're still alive. yeah thats pretty cool.
    
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13. ThunderRawr
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    June 5, 2009 9:23pm UTC
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14. ThunderRawr
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    June 4, 2009 8:55pm UTC
    In kindergarten there was no drama:;</3
    'Cus we didn't know the definition.
    
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15. ThunderRawr
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2009 5:29pm UTC
    Is It Love ?
    When was love supposed to make you cry?
    I look to the heavens and ask them why.
    But they don’t whisper a single phrase
    And I’m left wandering in a daze.
    I thought it was love, but it couldn’t be
    Because there is just too much hurt inside of me.
    I should have never believed the words that were said
    Or the dreams and the desires that danced in my head.
    What would you call this? A game of pain?
    A game that is not a romantic dance in the rain.
    That could never become true because this is how it goes
    This is the story that everyone knows.
    When was love supposed to be so confusing?
    I just want to run and cry when I hear what might be
    And I know deep down inside that broken down girl is going to be me.
    Is It Life ?
    edit, got it off of my buds site.
    
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16. ThunderRawr
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    June 1, 2009 5:19pm UTC
    Obsession;
    wherever you are, whatever you do, no matter what, im thinking of you.
    
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17. ThunderRawr
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    May 30, 2009 10:45pm UTC
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    because sometimes life works.
    
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18. ThunderRawr
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    May 30, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    You're not a nail;;
    Stop trying to get screwed.
    
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19. ThunderRawr
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    May 30, 2009 3:10pm UTC
    Teamwork!
    a bunch of people doing what I say. =]
    
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20. ThunderRawr
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    May 26, 2009 5:03pm UTC
    When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry:;
    → show life you have a thousand reasons to smile
    C
    THIS ISN'T ANYONE'S QUOTE. ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
    
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