*fun things to do 2 make ur parents think ur retarted (especially good to embarrass them in front of other people) *
Follow them round the house everywhere,Moo when they say ur name,Run into walls,Say wearing clothes is against your religion,Stand over them at 4 n the mornin with a huge grin on ur face n say,Good Mornin Sunshine,Pluck sum1's hair out n yell D N A,Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time,In public yell,"No Mom/Dad! I wil notl make out with u!Hold their hand n whisper i see dead ppl, & at everythin they say yell LIAR