Short
Quiz
The following
short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you
are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that
difficult.
1. How do
you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct
Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend
to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an
elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say,
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong
Answer.
Correct
Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting
an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one.
Which animal does not attend?
Correct
Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your
memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true
abilities.
4. There is
a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do
not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct
Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.
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pandacutie · 1 decade ago
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omg i failed! nice work =]