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A TOOTHBRUSH SALESMAN

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn''t such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, ?Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That''s not enough?
So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, ?Look, you''re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.?

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says ?Free chips and dip? A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, ?This tastes like crap.?

And the salesman replied, ?Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush??
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A TOOTHBRUSH SALESMAN A man is looking in the classified ads

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