man: hey YOU!
lil boy: me?
man: yes you! come here!
lil boy: ok ?
man: didnt ya mama teach you to grab life by the horns?
lil boy: no. she taught me to grab life by the tail.
..the man grumbles..
lil boy: whats wrong Mr.?
man: nothing
.. man walks away and mumbles now i know why my papa always told me
not to listen to mama..
haha! i thought it was funny..