Three old ladies
sit in a diner, discussing their health.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This
morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't
remember whether I had just come up or was about to go
down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I
was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether
I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good
as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she taps on
the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks,
"Who's there?"
Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health. One
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Apr 19, 2009 5:35pm
