A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,
stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.. The
teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No,
ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!'
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his
mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that,
mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who
then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?'
asked Little Johnny. 'Giving
up?'
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny
wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly
replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
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Little
Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board
of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very
badly to capture him.' Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't
you keep him when you took his picture ?'
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Little
Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny
asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father
replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that
they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to
buy Mom .'
got this in an email. hahaha :D
:)
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
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Apr 18, 2009 9:46pm