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crazymofo456

1. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2011 4:20pm UTC
   Why does school have to be so boring?
   The world may never know
   All mine. Don't take.
   
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2. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2010 10:10am UTC
   WOW THAT IS ONE FAST TEDDY BEAR!
   all mine don't take
   
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3. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2010 5:45pm UTC
   I AM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!
   a poem by a teenager
   a.k.a me!
   I am so bored.
   Why does life have to be this way?
   Why can't I be famous and have a fun life,
   instead of being a nobody and have no fun.
   I am so bored.
   My house is to small for parties.
   My neiborhood doesn't even know I am there.
   And don't even get me started on school.
   I'm so bored,
   I'm so bored.
   
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4. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2009 10:54am UTC
   Save a Drumset,
   Ride a Drummer!
   or a singer, there both just as fun.
   
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5. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2009 10:44am UTC
   Save a Horse
   Ride a COWBOY!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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6. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2009 11:08am UTC
   Bella:I know what you are. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. You dont go out in the sunlight. Sometimes when you speak it seems that from a different time.
   Edward:Say it! Out Loud!
   Bella:Vanilla Icecream!!!!!
   Not mine but loved.
   
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7. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2009 10:54am UTC
   Why is it that when we try so hard to fall in love something always gets in the way?
   Well thats what happened to me and you.
   all mine
   dont take
   
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8. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2009 11:56am UTC
   The top two sayings in the world are...
   #2: What could have been.
   and......
   #1: Im sorry, there is nothing we can do.
   all mine dont steal. venting
   
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9. crazymofo456
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2009 11:41am UTC
   I wish I knew why life.......
   Was tearing my whole life apart, Why my
   whole world is turning upside down, and Why i have to leave you.
   all mine don't take. im venting today if you
   ask.
   
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10. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2009 11:30am UTC
    Why is keeping friends so much harder than making them?
    Why can't people understand why I have to move away from here?
    No one understands that its just as hard for me then it is for them.
    I am going to have to drop everything and leave.
    And its not just you.
    all mine don't take and comment if you understand what i am going thru.
    
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11. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2009 10:35am UTC
    Love changes the way you look at one another.
    Love changes the way I see his face from a distance only hoping that one day he will notice me.
    One day he might see me looking at him.
    And one day he might talk to me again.
    all mine dont take
    
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12. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2009 11:07am UTC
    #12 You might be a redneck if . . .
    your favorite saying is “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”
    all mine
    
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13. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2009 10:55am UTC
    What would the world be like if love never existed?
    What would the world be like if I never met you?
    Love is a thing that me and you can share.
    Love is all I can think or feel inside when I see your face.
    all mine dont take.
    
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14. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2009 1:33pm UTC
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".
    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
    
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15. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2009 1:30pm UTC
    #11 You might be a redneck if. . .
    You think that a divorce and a tornado are the same cause either way you would lose your trailer.
    all mine: Jeff Foxworthy Jokes.
    
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16. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2009 1:21pm UTC
    #10 You might be a redneck if. . .
    You think "recipe for disaster" has something to do with your wife's chili.
    all mine: Jeff Foxworthy Jokes.
    
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17. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2009 12:05pm UTC
    If not growing up means having to watch iCarly and have to love it . . .
    then I am growing up right now!!!!!!!
    all mine
    
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18. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2009 11:58am UTC
    I have T.T.S.W.T.O.T.W
    Thinks That Squirls Will Take Over The World. . . . I wonder what will happen? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    all mine: dont take.
    
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19. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 10:16am UTC
    #9 You might be a redneck if . . .
    You got stopped by a state trooper.
    He asked you if you had an I.D.
    And you said, 'Bout What?'
    all mine: Jeff Foxworthy Jokes.
    
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20. crazymofo456
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 9:55am UTC
    #8 You might be a redneck if . . .
    Your richest family member just bought a house and you had to help take the wheels off of it.
    all mine: Jeff Foxworthy jokes
    
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