me: -at magcon- hey guys! can i have an autograph?

nash: -whispering to cam- its her!

cam: -whispering to nash- i know! shes so beautiful, play it cool.

matt: -whispering to taylor- i cant believe it! i love her!

taylor: -whispering to matt- i know right!! shes so cool and awesome!

carter: I CANT BELIEVE IT!! ITS YOU!!! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE WE'RE MEETING YOU!!! ALL THE GUYS FIGHT OVER YOU!!!

all the guys except carter: -face palm-

cam: -under his breath- so much for playing it cool.

me: uhm well im a big fan of you guys... can i have my autograph now?

-wakes up- -falls out of bed and cries on floor- WHY CANT IT HAPPEN!!! WHY!!!