What if Wittians took over the world?

All the stop signs would say 'JUST STAHP IT'.
Incorrect grammar and spelling would be banned.
Everyone would have to watch Mean Girls on Oct. 3. 
'Steve' would become the most popular name.
Girls wouldn't go to school on their periods.
Anyone with a duck face would be persecuted.
Cats would be the only pet allowed in the house.
All clothes would be free and you'd get paid.
Parents would be cool.
The guy/girl you like would like you, too.
Being totally unattractive would be attractive.
P.E. would not be permitted.
School would not be permitted when not wanted.
All tests would have 1 question: 1+1.
11:11 wishes would come true.
We'd all be equally as cool in real life as on Witty.
Asdjkfl would be in the dictionary.
So would dlafhdslfhdsihfd.
And perhaps ds;lafjd;lfj;ldkhiht.
Rap would no longer be allowed.
Saying 'awkward' would no longer be awkward!
Neither would exclamation points! Hell yes...
And...
best of all...
The motto for disobeying any of the rules listed above if Wittians took over would be:
'FOR THE LOVE OF CATS, PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES.'