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Amenah · 1 decade ago
*shakes head in silence*

i love you to bits girl but it's hard to tell people you're my favourite user when you post quotes like this hahahaha<3
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
so i just got in the first time in a month or more and i love & miss you but seeing this kind of hurt. i know you didnt intend it to, but im 17 and make mistakes and made a huge one and put my trust into the people here. im glad im your favorite user! but ive already left, really. ive been on this site over 4 years & my last year i stopped really making real quotes idk. my heart just wasnt in it which is where quotes like this come from.
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Amenah · 1 decade ago
I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you! It wasn't meant to be mean or harsh at all, although I can definitely see why it reads that way. I regret writing it now. I don't mean your quotes aren't good or anything like that, just that in the situation where I were to say that you were my favourite and they came to your page and this quote was the first they saw, someone could think for a moment that I only love quotes like this. That's all. There's no further meaning.
I'm really sorry. :( I hope you'll forget about it. <3

(& I'd kind of figured you'd left, tbh. But it's okay. ^-^ Everyone moves on someday. I'll miss your quotes and having occasional chats with you but I do only want the best for you, so even if you don't log in for a long time, you'll still be one of my favourites!)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
Yo never feel bad for the stuff you enjoy, so no it's not weird. (Unless you're into children, dead people, or animals. Then it's a no-no. But you're not. [I hope.]) It's not weird. If it's legal, make sure you're safe and just go for it. Your body, your rules, right? Nor are you a whøre. Unless there's a relationship that you are tied to (i.e. boyfriend) nothing you're doing is cheating on anyone or hurting anyone else, so it's purely your business. You like sückin dîck like cool have fun enjoy it but don't feel like you're doing something wrong
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
But animals are so sexy tho 3:
But really tho im so glad youre w me yo. Im still afraid of getting caught, and my friends are no help, but i mean im being responsible and the guy isnt forcing me to do anything. I saw him again last night and he literally asked me for permission before doing anything and wasnt mad when i said no and we even talked about when we'd do what so theres that. But idk if u wanna hear this so you can ignore it if you want but lol i swallowed his load last night bc he didnt tell me he was gonnq blow and i stg i thought i was gonna puke ok sorry had to get that off my chest
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
ew did it taste bad omg
i heard eating less meat and more citric fruits makes it taste better ay
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
it tasted disgusting omg
like. super salty, really warm, & a texture watery but kind of gooey too like just weird
it probs wouldnt have been as bad if i had been expecting it but i wasnt
i should tell him about the fruits thing
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
are you gonna tell him straight up that it tastes bad omg
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
i already did LOL i said it was fcking disgusting when i did the deed
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
whAt did he say omfg
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
he literally just laughed so hard and kissed me
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
that last part sounds so cute even though it's kinda gross bc gross cüm
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
aahhh it was actually adorable despite the circumstances like throughout the whole deed he held my hand and kept my hair out of my face and looked in my eyes so for a it was sweet but all i thought of when he kissed me was ahahaha do you like the taste of your
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
so for a blowie it was sweet**
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
that's so cute aw yo so is this purely physical or
bc v cute aw
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
idk yet bc of the age difference and i wouldnt be able to have an open relationship w him until im 18 bc of my parents but he makes it clear that he doesnt want me feeling like im a side show for him, and he straight up told me that hes ready for me to be 18. we just havent really talked about a relationship or our feelings explicitly yet
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
that's really nice though aw if you wait two years and you still have a thing going that'd be awesome for u aw
you met him at work or??
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
yeah i really hope that he'll still be interested bc its really closer to a year bc ill be 17 in 3 months so. and i mean theres been an emotional tension since not long after we met, at least i feel there has been, and we've known each other almost a year now
& yeah we work togetherrr
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
yooo you should try to find out if he feels the same ay
wait what about the other guy that you were sending pics to but you couldn't tell him you liked him??? is that the same dude
ay where do you work that ur getting away with this omg
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
ehhh i mean im thinking about it ofc but idk man im kind of a wuss
WELL. that guy i finally told i liked him but he was all, i dont want a relationship. then less than a week later he's dating his ex, when a day prior to that he was asking me for pictures.
so i was all lol cool i hate you
& i work at food lion where cashiers gossip but dont tattle so everyone probs knows except my boss
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
wow he's a do,uche haha
what happens if your boss finds out will he even care omg
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
yeah frfr hate him
yo idek i dont wanna think about that bc we have 4 managers, and i think 2 would be like ehhh not a fan but probs wouldnt consult my parents but the other 2 would probs kill both of us so im scared idkidk
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
also what the heck is a food lion we don't have those in nj i
hey well best of luck to them not finding out then!!! just do the thing somewhere else like not on company property then it isn't their concern
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
AHAHA its a grocery store. theyre pretty much south specific
yehh im not gonna do the thing on company property for a lot of reasons (ie, intimacy, privacy, c0ndoms)
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
ohohohoh is that like how u guys dont have wawa (bc wawa is the shît)
is the guy cool w waiting for that though??
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
wtf is wawa ahahahaha waaat
& yeah he wants to wait, we already agreed, i just dont know where we'd have any privacy w me having to lie to/dodge my parents
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
it's sort of like one of those stores they have at gas stations but it can also be w/out (so like a 7/11???) but basically it's really nice they have free coffee B)
can't u just say ur doing a school project and then go to his place or s/t
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
*sheetz not sheets stupid phone
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
i just googled wawa and its a lot like sheets, which is like a classier, cleaner convenience store/gas station store. idk if you have sheets but it rocks
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
so its a convenience (sp) store?
thatd work if my parents didnt call the friend i say im with/their parents to make sure im there.
but idk things arent even going well rn he hasnt talked to me for days and i saw him last night & he barely said a word i need to be real w him tonite
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
why is he not talking to u what the hell pelt him with store goods that is no way to treat someone who lets u put ur dîck in their mouth
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
i saw him tonight and he asked me to blow him & he was all lemme get it in and i was just like,
listen. i am not your wh0re. treat me like i mean something, and i'll let you get something. bring a condom, make it private, and show me that im as special as i know i am. and if you dont start talking to me, im done with this.
and he agreed and he kept trying to kiss me but id put my hand bt us until i was done ahahaha
so basically he'll learn or its all overr
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
yeah u go dude he just ??? that's not cool of him i hope he gets the point
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
yeah me too but hey if he doesnt ill just walk away
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
is he aware that you may or may not have feelings for him??? like ik you've discussed it but maybe he'll act less??? crappy if you just tell him everything idk
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
well no he doesnt technically *know* but i thought i basically implied it really well???? but either way i mean i gave him head he should be nicer, strings or no strings
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
does he like??? ignore you or does he talk sh//t too
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
oh nononO hes sweet as could be when we talk hes just wishy washy bc he swears to txt me & then he ignores me until the next time i can see him & his only excuse is fear of getting caught
like
ur more likely to get caught @ work than having a conversation w me over txt?????/?
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
does he have that thing where it shows when they read the message just be like hey uh i saw that u read that u lil b/.tch
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
nahhh i dont have iphone so my phone doesnt show ittt
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
buy an iphone just so u know
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
not worth ill just b.itch him out yo
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
what if he decides to stop doing stuff then???
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
then i guess he just wasnt worth it and should learn how to treat a girl. i texted him about how he ignores me but i wasnt mean
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
did he respond or talk to you about it
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
nope. i sent this at 8:32 wed.:
remember when i said that if you dont talk to me, then you could just forget about seeing me anymore? I was serious about that. If that doesnt matter to you, fine. But i seriously cant handle just a few random in a bathroom, especially when the only time i get your attention is when im around with you. Im a 16 year old girl, & i dont wanna feel like your wh.ore
& he has yet to respond
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
that's actually really good he better respond w o w i hope he gets the message after that
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
yeah im gonna keep my hopes and expectations low for a bit. I talked to my friend josh who said that to guys, girls can be just another number. And i cant expect respect until i prove im serious and stop giving him what he wants. so if he doesnt respond, ill wipe him away for a bit
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
how often do u see him at work do u think he might just talk to you there
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
he works every saturday & sunday but when we talk irl he says every time he will text me and then doesnt
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
have u ever tried calling him
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
no im so scared i dont wanna seem obsessive but i should that is smart bc i just found out that hes been w quite a few other girls and has a kid and might have a girlfriend and so im just hurt a guy i work w talked to me about the situation and says hes just super smooth and goes after girls who arent super confident bc the attention will make them put out and i feel so gross and hurt and the guy who told me this i really trust bc hes good friends w who ive been seeing and hes just a good guy so yeah wow im hurt. He was just so charming & smooth & may very well have just played me like a piano
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
he is a piece of shît oh my god??? do u want me to come kill him bc i am so angry that is absolutely revolting of him WOW wow. woW wooOW that's terrible and tbh you should confront him about it
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
pLEaSE kill him im crying ugh. i rly wanna confront him but i get so scared & the guy who told me frREAKED when i mentioned it bc hes afraid of him finding out who told me
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
just be like 'a lil birdy told me on da street' bc honestly u deserved to know his friend shouldn't be worried bc he did the right thing
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
tru i do and i appreciate being told. im gonna go back to work tonight to see if i can find him last night i texted him & he didnt reply. i said
at this point im basically begging you to text me. I see now that you usually dont when you promise to, but i need to talk. I cant find you in person & you dont text back. its like you dont wanna see me & im willing to give you so much.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
how can he not respond to that u are literally so nice and polite and mature and this piece of shît is literally the guy that katy perry wrote hot n cold about he has 0 respect and that's terrible he makes me rly mad and i don't even know him
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
like idk hes being rly awful and i visited him tonite & he hardly gave me the time of day like??? he said like 2 sentences to me and i waited 30 mins to tlk to him & he just kept finding other ppl to talk to & he makes me feel obsessive like he started out so sweet. i decided to try maturity one last time before just going totes ham on his behind so i says
is it just over? I waited on you for 30 mins. I'll leave you alone if you want but i want an answer. if you wanna keep it up i can just not talk to you when were not fooling around, but i need to know what you want
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
if he doesn't reply what are u gonna do then are u gonna key his car and egg his house bc that's what i'd do
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
literally i saw his car last nite and had to force myself not to key it. idk idk if he doesnt reply im gonna call him and be a total pos to him and ugh idk
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
if he doesn't reply when u call him talk to him like everything is okay and then key his car so he won't know who did it
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
ilu ur genius i will do that
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
u should like key "i am a disrespectful douçhe" into the sides omg
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
yeS and then slash his tires yo and bust his windshield
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
leave a lil red flower or something on the smashed in windshield then he'll think a serial killer or something did it
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
just noticed i never put everything i found out lol ok basically kie, who told me everything, told me everyone juan has also messed around w. one of them is like my bff at work so???? wtf i wanted to know. i asked her about it & she flipped. she was all wtf yo i gots a bf im faithful. her name is nicole btw. so i was all yo nicole u didnt hear shiz, but then she still asked kie about it. apparently thats just what juan told him. so like kie and juan and jose and another guy ((((all the guys that have tried/succeeded in getting w this)) like taLK. like they tell each other who they get w. this happened to this girl hannah i work w too. like one tries and tells the others if she puts out or gives anything is what i got from it. she had the same situation minus juan. so i was like cook this is why i got so sought after its bc they think ill whöre around for anything w a pěnis uhm. so then i learn juan has a gf and two kids on the way???!?!/!?///!: i was piiiiiiiiiiSSSSSSSSSEd. but nicole says he isnt texting me bc shes like crazy and searches his phone & he is absolutely miserable w her but cant leave bc the babies. so like yeah but still. i was hurt. & juan told nicole all this bc theyre like bffs and juans girl thinks she messed around w him and apparently juan bragged about it but lied idk who to believe anymore. so then kie figured i told nicole about our conversation and everything and he ignored me for 2 days and texts me saying i go behind his back all the time and had no respect and i spread all our crap around front end????? like, i just wanted information which i DESERVED to know honestly like wtf
so yeah thats p much it for currently
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
THATS A LOT WOW
however!! u did deserve to know all that stuff so what's ur plan of action now
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
my plan rn is to cry in front of him
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
what is that going to do maybe he'll break up w his gf for u
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
im thinking he'll feel awful for putting me thru so much and exactly drop cùnt bag gf and love me & apologize deeply
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
it could work i think u should go for it
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
we work at the same time tmw so ill decide a plan tonight & go w it if possible
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
is he easily swayed/guilted tho
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
idek man bc i told him he aint gettin the v if he didnt text me which obvi didnt work so
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
i mean crying n threatening the v are different yk they could spark different reactions
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Kie told Juan everything I said. All of it. I went to visit Juan tonight and he said, "I can't talk." I didnt understand, and he said rumors have been going around and Kie told him a lot of what I did/said and he was so mad and said he didnt have time for drama. I started saying I had time for his shìt and did so much for him and he didnt even have the decency to text me or speak to me or tell me about the kids and girlfriend. And he was all, she was just a baby mama, but we're together again. He wouldnt tell me how long. So i told him he was a fcking aśšhole and that he disgusts me and i walked out and started crying really hard and i just im a mess right now???? Im so heartbroken and mad and just stupid uk????? I just i cant anymore. Ive messed up so much at work and im p sure everybody is against me and idek how to fix it.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
update he works every sat & sunday 5-9:30 except tonight when i work 4-9 im like crying rn im so mad and upset and heartbroken and ugh
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
this is tru but idk how he'll act if i cry hes never seen me cry so i guess i can find out tonight
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
I don't think it's weird. Do what you want to have fun and stuff. If it ends up being a mistake then you live and learn. But live in the moment dude
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
I agree! I know the rule of do what makes you happy, but I mostly just needed someone to tell me it isn't weird. Most of my friends were sketched out by the fact that he's 21, but I'm 16. I wanna have fun and, if the circumstances call for it, I wanna screw up.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
Good for you then, have fun
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