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One Direction Update
1/24/14 10:15 PM EST

Hey guys! Not too much going on as usual lately. Harry is still in LA. The others are still in the UK. Niall was spotted shopping (guess he's feeling better!) but there's no pics. The others haven't been seen.

Rumors: None

Links: Harry and a fan in LA today: http://t.co/vPDBRdWpus

Okay, since things are REALLY boring right now I'm going to try to spice things up a bit. I did this last year so I'll do another one.
Make your own One Direction sentence!

I...

Color Underwear You're Wearing:
White: hugged
Black: kissed
Red: danced with
Orange: bit
Yellow: Surfed with
Green: Climbed Mt. Everest with
Blue: married
Purple: slept with
Pink: went sky diving with

Hair Color:
Brown: Niall
Dark Brown/Black: Harry
Blonde: Zayn
Red: Liam
Dyed (unnatual color): Louis

Month You Were Born:
January: Because he loves me
February: Because he hates me
March: Because I'm good at it
April: Because he made me
May: Because he's just that ratchet
June: Because he thinks I'm pretty
July: Because he was bored
August: Because he likes it
September: Because I have mad skills
October: Because his mom made him
November: Because I am fabulous
December: Because it's his Christmas present

Mine is: I slept with Niall because he thinks I'm pretty! Sounds good to me! Leave a comment below with your sentennce!

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