I thought
to myself
the other
day...
God? Why
take people
like Michael
Jackson
and Whitney
Housten
when you
could take
people like
One Direction
and Nicki
Minaj?
I sent my
question
in a prayer.
5 minutes
later,
God answered.
"Simple" God
replied.
"I don't
want
to listen
to sh*t
music in
heaven!"