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Comment if you're a virgin and you're willing to sacrifice your blood to Satan




 
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9 faves · 21 comments · Nov 13, 2013 9:01pm

of_mice_and_lucifer*

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of_mice_and_lucifer*


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satan · virgin · funny

*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Your donations would be much appreaciated
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Please this is for a very good cause
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
We need it to survive

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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
It's a fatal donation
...for both of us
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I prefer hot guy blood
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Yeah after he sacrifices his virgin blood
I'll make sure hes not a virgin ;)
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Oh dayum
I take the black haired ones
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Can we share them
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Yes ^.^
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Okay good
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I am so great full that satan lets is do this
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
I know he's so nice
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Sigh
Good ol' Satan
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Sigh
Yesterday during P.E this guy was trying to make me and two other girls to participate in the volleyball game and he like kinda pushed them towards the front if the court then he like went near me and said "i'm not gonna push you cuz i'm scared you;ll kiII me" and i was like OMFG
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
People don't fear me
But thsi one guy tried to preform excorsisms on me and has beaten me with a bible
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
I was like omg why are you scared of me my heart is like a cold fluffy cotton ball that has a hint of satanic tendancies but i dont actually act on my threats like no
omg haha
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
I'm pretty angelic but like if you make me mad I turn into Satan
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Yeah same
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
We are alike in many ways
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Yes we are
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*silvergirl* · 1 decade ago
Do you have tumblr
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