(talking to the tranny i like online)
him: life just been good lately
*oh gawd hes dating f*ck*
me: ooh i smell lovers, definately sounds like a girl lmao
*groaning behind computer screen*
him: lmfaooo.
nah im still single.
*f*ck yeah*
me: "sucks"
*your hot*
and thats how my mind works