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My thighs are happily married but I want them to divorce so bad

9 faves · 4 comments · Sep 12, 2013 10:33pm

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Heartless17* · 1 decade ago
My thighs are the same way. I feel weird if I can't feel them rub against each other when I walk. WAIT! Does that mean their having s3x??? :o WAIT! one of them is male!?!? Does that mean he can see things?!!? OMG i don't want to shower! Wait, wouldn't be cheating on his wife is he looked? Wait! Wouldn't she be cheating is she looked? Wouldn't she have some explainin to do if she looked though...? OMG! SO MANY QUESTIONS~!!!!!!
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nothing Important* · 1 decade ago
Lol ur funny
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Heartless17* · 1 decade ago
I try! :) lol
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nothing Important* · 1 decade ago
I think we go to the same school
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