Cats resemble me in almost as many
ways as I resemble them.
Cats look for high places to be.
Cats hunt in silence.
Cats are affectionate when they're in good moods, if not they
will rip your fingers off one by one.
Cats put up with anything for a while, but if you go too far
expect nothing less than certain death.
ANNNNNNND I'm comparing myself to cats while on the internet
in the middle of the night.
And that is why I'm forever alone.
