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I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.

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6 faves · 42 comments · Aug 8, 2013 5:01pm

kristabff

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kristabff


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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista

I miss you.You have everything perfect.You make me happy.You should talk to me like more.Someday i'll meet you.You+me=Joesta. If I saw you now I’d hug you.. I want to kiss you. If I could sing you any song it would be fking perfect by pink.We could coudle under the stars

Love, Joe

P.s You'll be always in my heart <3
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
Joella, this is perfect. I love you so much!! You're a sweetheart, thank you so much <33
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
dear krista,
I like you. you have a nice face. you make me laugh like an idiot at your quotes UM
you should marry dan howell.
someday I will force dan to marry you.
you + me = lol idk
if i saw you'd right now I'd lol idk hug you?
i want to meet you. I'd build a idk for you I don't know how to build stuff??????
and I can't sing sorry bye
we could chat under the stars.
love, Kelly.
p.s. lol i suck at these letters bYE
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD HAHA KELLY YOU'RE WONDORFUL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <333
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eleph4nt · 1 decade ago
Dear Mrs. Howell,
I love you. You have a nice butt. You make me happy bc you're also a michigander. You should come visit me sometime. Someday I will get Dan to come and sing to you. You + me = lil dannies. If I saw you now I'd call you over and hug you. I want to go to next years vidcon with you. I would build a dan sculpture for you. If i could sing you any song it would be friday by rebecca black. We could go visit dan on a friday night while i sing you friday, and lay under the stars.
Love, Lulu <3
(P.S. I think you're absolutely gorgeous, and i love your quotes.)
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh haha, THANK YOU SO MUCH LULU YOU'RE SO KIND AHHH <3
I LAUGHED ABOUT THE DAN SCULTURE HAHA <33
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista, I love you. you have a nice face. You make me jealous of ur sense of humor, You should MOVE INTO MY HOUSE SO WE CAN BE BFFZ 4EVA AND EVA. Someday I will meet u and hug u and dissolve all ur sense of humor into me yes. I want to make dan howell marry u, You+me= kriana~~~ If I saw u right now i'd HUG U LIKE OMG UR KRISTA OMG and i'll probs faint bc ur krista, I would build a castle for u and dan hoewlll just for u. If I could sing u any song it would be s.xy b.tch by david guetta cus u know swag swag swag, We could watch youtube videos in the stars. Love, ARIANA.
PS: ur f.kcing awesome ilysm krista never change ur teeth and face ur teeth is fab im jealous ok and um ur rlyy rly rly funny u make me rly laugh i love u ok bye xxxxx
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
ARIIIII YOU'RE SO SWELL AND ILY IJFGVBIGRVBKJGVBEGVBEGUVBWSN THIS WAS PERFECT I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY THANKS <33 ILY SOOOO MUCH!!
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Ethanol · 1 decade ago
im so swell??? LOL THNX OMG ILY
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pugsandkisses · 1 decade ago
Dear _kristabff_,

I ate you. You have a nice taste in youtubers. You make me laugh at your quotes tehe. You should um idk. Someday I will buy you a dan. You + me = i have no idea. If I saw you now I wouldnt do anything cause i dont know what you look like. I want to buy dan for you. I would build a dan just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Rave Time" (you know the one about tinsel that dan sung). We could watch youtubers under the stars.

Love,
__me_

(P.S. __DAN_)
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
OH MY GODD HAHAHAHAHA
you sure know me well for not knowing me c;
that made me smile so much omg <3 thanks for that!!
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pugsandkisses · 1 decade ago
i figured from your profile picture haha, i think everyboy in the world should be either dan or phil or various band members, the world would be so much better
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lithium* · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista,
I adore you. You have a nice face. You make me snort with laughter. You should come to my house. Someday I will make sweet love to you. You + me = true love. If I saw you right now I'd probably start crying then hug you. I want to do everything with you. I would build a convent just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be baby got back by sir mix a lot. We could make sweet love under the stars.
Love Roo <3 (ugh)
(p.s. jess i totally boobd that chick last night ^O^)
THAT WAS AWFUL I'M SORRY.
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
THE LAST SENTENCE IM GUFFAWING
YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART RACHAEL, YOU'RE THE MOST SWELL PERSON I KNOW AND I WISH WE WERE NEIGHBOURS OMFG <3333
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
Dear Mrs. Howell,
I <3 you! You have a nice profile picture. You make me laugh. You should come to California like right now ok. If I saw you now I'd probably sneak up behind you and scare you. I want to meet Dan & Phil with you. I would build a car to drive to where you live just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be I'd probably make one up oops. We could watch youtube videos under the stars.
Love,
Rebecca <333
PS wow i filled that out so lamely
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
AHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REBECCA. YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART AND I WANT YOU IN MY BED OK BYE
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
I JUST SAW THAT U ANSWERED THIS OMG ILL BE THERE SOON
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Magicalglitter · 1 decade ago
DEAR KRISTA,
I DONT KNOW YOU.YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.YOU SHOULD HOP ON ONE LEH. SOMEDAY I WILL GO TO COLLEGE.YOU PLUS ME EQUALS UNICORN.IF I SAW YOU NOW I WOULD GIVE YOU A HUG.I WANT TO HUG YOU.I WOUL BUILD A BUILDING JUST FOR YOU.IF I COULD SING ANY SONG TO YOU IT WOULD BE CHLOE YOUR THE ONE I WANT BY EMBLEM 3 WE COULD STARE UNDER THE STARS,
LOVE,KIKI
P.S. I AM KIKI AND NEW ON WITTY
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHHAHA, THANK YOU FOR THAT <33
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Magicalglitter · 1 decade ago
ur welcome nice quotes i will copy this one
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Shanaynor · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista,
I sniff you. You have a nice elbow. You make me dance. You should prance. Someday I will eat bacon. You + Me = Llamas. If i was you now I'd creepily smile. I want to highfive you. I would build a snowman just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the pokemon theme song. We could vomit under the star.
Love, Shannon.
(P.S. NOODLES)
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
Wow, this was a very entertaining letter lol <3
also dont sniff me i didnt put on deodorant on today oops hashtag living life on the edge
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Shanaynor · 1 decade ago
xD That's alright. Deo is over-rated. #livinlikelarry
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Butterbear · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista Howell,
I FAWKING LOVE YOUR QUOTES OKAY. You have a nice - scratch that - AMAZING personality. You make me laugh, and die, every time I read your quotes x.x You should TOTALLY TALK TO ME MORE because I'm lame and have no life ~ (naw you don't have to c;) Someday I will stalk you and steal your identity, I mean what nothing uhm. You + me = wut idk uni-panda's? If I saw you now I'd just stand there awkwardly because I've never met anyone I've seen online before and yeah. I want to have an awkward, slow motion high five with you. I would build a nutella house just for you, if ya like nutell and stuff *~* If I could sing you any song it would be Baby by Justin Bieber because for some reason that's the first song that came to mind (ew >.>) we could totally ride landsharks together under the stars.
Love, BUTTERBEAR B*TCH
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
OHHHHH MY GODDDD I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME I WAS READING THIS YOU ARE SO CUTE AND I WANNA MEET YOU SO BAD YOU ARE ASDDFHJGKL AND HILARIOUS OK LETS TALK LOTS WE'RE BESTIES NOW NO BACKING OUT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER THIS IS TOO COINCIDENTAL BECAUSE I JUST WROTE A LETTER TO MY FRIEND AND WROTE BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER BCUS IT WAS WHAT CAME INTO MY HEAD TO OH MY GOD
IM EXCITED NOW
YOU'RE AWESOME AND ILY OK OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
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Butterbear · 1 decade ago
LOL OKOKOKOK NO BACKING OUT C; BUT YOU'RE AWESOME....R O-O THAN ME SERIOUSLY. LIKE LEGIT. YOU CAN'T DISAGREE, #youremyfavoritewittianbutyoudidnthearitfromme
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista,
I love you! You have a nice sense of youtubers. You make laugh . You should become a Youtuber. Someday I will get you to meet Dan.You + Me= Fangirls. I would build a really long internet cable so you could have wifi where ever. If I could sing you any song it would be LOUD by R5 AHHAHA. We could go on the internet under the stars.
Love,
Cameron.
P.S. isn't nutella yummy mmmmmm
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHHHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CAMMIE OMFG <3333
INTERNET UNDER THE STARS OH YEAH LIVIN LIFE ONTHE EDGEEE
yes actually i just had nutella

OH MY GOD YOU'RE PERFECTION AND THE BEST FRIEND I COULD EVER ASK FOR <33333
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
OH GOD I LOVE YOU TOO I
OMFG HAHAH <3<3<##<#<#<<3<3<3<3<3<3<3,3<<33<3<3<3<3<3
ILYSM SOMETIMESI CANT KRISTA AAAAAAH

wait.. what r we gonna do with our rosslynch account? oops xD
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHA
let it rot in witty history i guess
or just randomly post things about kellin quinn and dan howell omfg
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
GOOD IDEA. GOOD IDEA.
IF ROSS EVER MAKES A WITTY AND SEES THE ACCOUNT HE"LL BE LIKE Dafaq i thought this was MY fan account!
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zarainwonderland · 1 decade ago
DEAR KRISTA,
I FOLLOWED YOU,YOU HAVE A NICE DAY,MAKE ME LAUGH,YOU SHOULD DO IT SOMEDAY I WILL BECOM SHARK YOU PLUS ME EQUALS DOLPHIN IF I SAW YOU NOW I WOULD BE LIKE OH MY CHEESE I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU I WANT TO BUILD A TREE HOUSE JUST FOR YOU IF I COULD SING YOU ANY SONG IT WOULD BE HEY JUDE OR OLD MCDONALD WE COULD DANCE UNDER THE STARS
LOVE ZARIA
PS MY CHEESE IS CHEDDER
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
THIS MADE ME LAUGH AND HONESTLY MADE ME SMILE HAHAHAHHAHAHA <3
I SERIOUSLY CANT STOP LAUGHING HELP
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zarainwonderland · 1 decade ago
hehe thanks some of its true lol im happy you liked it
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bye* · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista,
I adore you. You have a WONDERFUL everything. You make me smile. You should STOP BEING SO PERFECT. Someday I will meet you. You+ me+ best friends.. ♥♥♥ If I saw you now, I'd scream and hug you and cry. I want to hang out with you, yo. I would build a life sized Dan just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be True Friend by Hannah Montana. We could laugh and quote dan and phil and make lame jokes under the stars.

Love,
Maria Shada. ♥
(P.S. I LOVE YOU KRISTA HOWELL.)
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
MARIA YOU ARE PERFECTION, YOU'RE MY DAN HOWELL BUDDY AND I NEVER WANT TO LOSE YOU. THIS MADE ME SMILE AND LAUGH SO HARD OH MY GOODNESS <3 YOU'RE SO SWELL (WINK WINK)
I CAN' EVEN REPLY PROPERLY TO THIS YOU ARE JUST
AHHHH
I LOVE YOU END OF <333
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bye* · 1 decade ago
HEHEHE IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT <33333
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Lifehappens · 1 decade ago
Dear Krista. I love you. You make me smile. You should make more quotes. Someday I will Eat. You+me = ?. If i saw you now i'd hug you. I want to follow you. I would build a teddy bear just for you. If I could sing any song it would be The fray never say never. We could Live under the stars.
Love,
Lifehappens
(P.S. I sound like a weirdo lol)
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
HAHA OH MY GOD THIS MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH, YOU'RE A SWEETHEART AND I LOVE YOU <3
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Lifehappens · 1 decade ago
Thanks!! AND SHALL DAN MAKE A NEW VIDEO?!!? MY GOSH TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?!?!!!
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
OMG IKR HURRY UP I CANT TAKE THIS ANY LONGER
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
i doubt anyone will write me anything haha but i'm gonna go for it because hashtag YOLO AM I RIGHT
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