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Me: Ugh I'm so thirsty. But do I really want to get up... I'm not THAT thirsty.
*30 minutes later*
Me: OMG I'm dying of thirst.
~In le kitchen*
Me: What's in the fridge. *opens* Ok nothing.
Me: Maybe I magicaly missed something.*Opens again.* Nope.
Me: Let's try the freezer. *Opens* SCORE! Water bottle! Who's is this anyway? Ah, who care. It's their fault. *Gulps*
Me: *Spits out* EW! Tap water! Bleugh!


I feel like I just punked myself.
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Me: Ugh I'm so thirsty. But do I really want to get up...

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