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Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes

Parents: Okay, let me just get dressed...and call the whole neighborhood, clean the whole house, write a book, make a 3 course meal, dig a hole to china, and find a cure for cancer. 

Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes 

Me:  *tPutting shoes on*

Parents: WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH 




 

 

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Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes Parents: Okay, let me

8 faves · 3 comments · Jul 13, 2013 2:15pm

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Love8soccer · 1 decade ago
Hey Sam it's Diamond, wow I haven't been on witty in like forever. I miss you so much girly. I'm mad I haven't been able to see you but we really need to change that. Love you beautiful. !!!
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*Hooligan* · 1 decade ago
Whattttt!?!?!??! I miss you soo much diamond. I can't believe I'm just now seeing this ): text me chica
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soupin78 · 1 decade ago
you just cant win
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