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Person: Yeah, I run five miles every day and do like a million sit-ups. Health is soooo important to me.

Me: *half eaten jar of Nutella in hand* B/tch, I could kick your a$$ at Temple Run.
 
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Person: Yeah, I run five miles every day and do like a million

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