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Me *seeing my poster*:Someday I'm gonna marry one of them.Or I'm gonna marry them all and go to Madagascar.Exept Louis.He and Eleanor make such a cute couple.
My mom: Who is this blonde guy ?
Me: Mom,it's Niall.
My mom: Is he single?
Me: Yes,mom.
My mom: Can you give him my phone number?
Me:*facepalm*

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